same block.
same price.
same bag.
your favourite caller opens a family. you put money in. when they buy, the family buys once, and everyone owns the same slice at the same price. no more getting frontrun by the group chat.
or turn your own telegram, x or discord group into one wallet: pick who's allowed to press the button, and nobody in any timezone misses a play again.
people move markets. these ones bring the family.
every head has a profile, a record and a door. tap one to see who they are before you ride with them.
how a family works
ape in together
pick a head you trust. your deposit mirrors the family's current bags, so you get exactly their mix at today's price.
one trade, one price
when the head buys or sells, the vault does it in a single transaction. every member gets the same fill. nobody gets sold into.
take your slice
profits pay out pro-rata: claim when you like, or switch on auto-send. leave whenever with your slice of every bag, in kind.
your group chat already shares plays. now it can trade them together.
small telegram, x and discord groups run on the same problem: someone posts the play at 3am and half the chat wakes up to a green candle they missed. a friends family fixes that with one shared wallet and clear rules about who drives.
- nobody misses a play. whoever's awake presses the button and everyone in the family is in at the same price. sydney, london, new york: one fill.
- not everyone gets the wheel. the head names the drivers who can buy and sell. everyone else rides, watches the feed, and can leave with their slice any time.
- invite only, no fees. the door is a link you drop in the chat. lock it when the crew is full. hand the wheel to the night shift when you go to bed.
families on a run
sorted by 7-day return. past pumps are not future pumps.
leaderboard
full boardthe boring part, in plain words
- non-custodial. the head can only trade through approved routers. they can never send your money anywhere else.
- you can always leave. heads can lock joins and pause trading. nothing in the contract lets them lock you in.
- fees only on profit. the head's cut is taken by code on realised gains, after losses are made back. never on deposits.
- still risky. memecoins go to zero. a head can lose everyone's money legally. the contracts are unaudited. not investment advice.
you make the call. you get paid for it.
running a family is the breadwinner seat. set your cut when you open the door (up to 30%), and every time the family sells for a profit, that slice lands in your wallet by code. no invoicing your followers, no ref links, no “send me 10% if it hits.”
- paid twice. your cut of realised profit, plus your own slice rides every trade with everyone else.
- only on wins. the cut is taken from gains after losses are made back. nothing on deposits, nothing on payouts.
- your brand, your door. shareable family page, trade cards for every buy, and you decide who gets in.
a toy, not a forecast. memecoins also go down.